Thursday, August 17, 2006
4:43 PM
omg.
guess what i found?
valeries BLOG.
with the english instruction sheet lesson
thing.
yeah.
READ AND E-N-J-O-Y.
(valerie's ever so funny)
mr teo was sitting on the desk looking so great with that cheeky grin:)i was supposed to flutter my eyelashes oh-so-sexily and flip my hair.so i did the only sensible thing.i whipped around,fluttered my eyelashes in a crazed manner(like i just took an overdose of helium)and flung my hair around like in those lux superrich advertisements,exept scarier,and my hair was plastered all over my face.i thought i looked seductive,no one else did.how sad.then i had to toss my skirt.so i ah,showed off my million dollar legs,doing all this in plain view of the entire class,and in front of mr teo.i hope the light was hitting me at the right angle...i hope i wasn't flirting too much:)or at least,noticably.i flicked my teeth and snorted into a tissue,brandishing it in jocelyn's face.i wonder if there was any green stuff or yellow on the tissue.MAYBE PURPLE!!PURPLE SNOT!lastly,i did my version of a catwalk,more like an elephant actually.i flung my arms wildly,pointed my feet outwards,and almost rolled my way to jocelyn,before exclaiming"hey there baby,come here often?"raising my eyebrows to give a hint of, cheekiness?thenduring geography,i almost laughed myself to death when esther,shall i say,proclaimed her love?mr teo said she was just jealous.and,i quote"if you don't have me,you still have esther."WHAT?? lesbians?i can't imagine it"esther,my love,shall i wipe your lip?"eh heh:)
